Posted by Charlie S (220.127.116.11) on January 05, 2001 at 16:27:18:
Jan. 1: Catch up on gardening--sew leaves back onto trees. Do cooking for Jan.
Jan 2: Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.
Jan 3: Align carpets to adjust for curvature of earth.
Jan 4: Drain city reservoir; refill with cider, orange slices and cinnamon sticks.
Jan 5: Make a new Faberge egg.
Jan 6: Freshen air in home; place 12 Dr. Scholl's shoe inserts into heat pump.
Jan 8: Culture ancient DNA into dinosaurs for nieces and nephews.
Jan 9: Receive delivery of new phone books; cross out people I don't know.
Jan 10: Finish needlepoint colostomy cozy.
Jan 11: Organize spice racks by genus.
Jan 12: Attend workshop on obsessive-compulsive disorders. Take verbatim notes.
Jan 13: Address sympathy cards for friends w/elderly relatives, so they're ready to go
Jan 14: Replace air in minivan tires with Glade air freshener.
Jan 15: MLK birthday. Find out who MLK is.
and so on
Charlie S :^)
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