Posted by Charlie S (184.108.40.206) on January 12, 2001 at 00:51:10:
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice
about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when
you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples
and say, 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.' "
She did this every day faithfully. After several months,
it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was
running late, and in her rush to leave for work, she
realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this
point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them,
so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby
dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith
by any chance?"
"Why yes, I do. How did you know?"
The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory
dickory dock . . ."
I must be going now.....
Smiles,- - Charlie S :^)
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