Posted by Bonnie (184.108.40.206) on January 15, 2001 at 14:00:03:
President Bill Clinton called Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded,"the American president cried. "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a disaster!"
"Bill, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Clinton, "could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Certainment! I will get on hit right haway," said Jean. "Oh, and one small favour, please?" said President Bill.
"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long, with a 4 inch diameter?" asked Clinton.
"No problem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up and called the president of Trojan. "I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway and sen'dem to Hamerica.
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in diameter."
"That's easily done. Anything else?"
"Yes, said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem
MADE IN CANADA, size MEDIUM
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