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Posted by TerryS ( on January 26, 2001 at 12:26:15:

Seems God ws just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra
things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between
Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give
away was the ability to stand up while urination.

"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an
apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you want the ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to. Please,
oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When
I'm working in the garden or manning the animals, I could just stand
there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the
san. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to. Let me
stand and pee, oh please!"

On and on he went like and excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just
smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he
should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him
happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this

And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his
misdirection while in a vertical position. Adam was happy and did
celebrate by wetting down he bark on the tree nearest him. Laughing
with delight all the while. And it was good.

"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, what's
left here for you Eve? Oh yes, Multiple Orgasms !!!!!

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