My ol' coondog petey...

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Posted by hub ( on February 01, 2001 at 14:00:53:

In Reply to: I agree posted by Margi on February 01, 2001 at 13:15:43:

I have an ol' coon dog named Petey.
He's tied up to my Izuzu (pronounced Isoozie) Pup pick-up truck out back.
My truck don't run no more so I tie Petey up to it.
Now Petey he don't do no magic tricks or anything like that but he knows when the honey dipper truck is coming to clean our septic tank.
I know when the tank needs a cleaning 'cause the water in the ditch gets a funny green color and it smells something awful. That and the well water starts tasting kinda pithy.
Ol Petey knows when that truck's a coming because it was that truck that put his eyeball out. Yep he's a one-eyed one balled, now I don't have time to tell you about how the ol' coon ripped his testicle off.
When ol' Buck Zook, Buck was the star basketball player in High School before a hunting accident caused him to have to get a plate in his head, He gets these awful headaches in the wintertime when the cold wind causes the plate to freeze. I told him that he should come see the message board cause any one with any kind of pain was welcome, anyway when he fires that honey dipper truck up to blow the crap out of the tank into Indian Creek, it makes this high pitched whine that only dogs and coyotes can hear and they take to howling and yippin' something mournful like you never heard. At that point he does something that you won't believe...he humms a tune. I aint lying. He humms that tune tha all of us he men hum when were washing our armpits in the kitchen sink...It really is something to behold

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