Posted by G. Hogg (192.212.253.8) on February 03, 2001 at 01:14:29:
In Reply to: Hey GHogg... Kiss Our Cold Eastern Butts!!! posted by JJS on February 03, 2001 at 00:10:12:
Here in Punxsutawney I'm also freezing my knobs off. Those rodents in Arizona complain "It's gets so hot here!". To which I say "Blow it out your beaver butt. Do you know what it's like to be built this close to the ground and have your knobs drag in an ice cold puddle". And every February 2 that damned little troll, Mayor "That's not my girlfriend, that's my dear niece" Butthead yanks me out of my warm hutch and declares the weather. What the hell does he know about the weather? That little pasty faced rat is all dressed up in top hat and tails, hangs me by the scruff of the neck, and I'm naked no less, and declares "It's cold! Let's have a Jack Daniels". One of these days I'm going to bite his knobs off. And my names is not Phil. Makes me want to have a magraine.