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Posted by TerryS ( on February 06, 2001 at 04:24:47:

> Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and
> says: "How is the singing career going?"
> Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?"
> Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I
> think I've got that right now."
> Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need
> stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I
> play, it seems to be all right.
> Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?"
> Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
> And Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you're
> blind?"
> Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and
> call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball
> him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the
> green
> or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."
> "But, how do you putt?", asks Woods.
> "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and
> call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards
> voice."
> Woods asks: "What's your handicap?
> Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch Golfer."
> Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a round sometime."
> Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for
> money and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
> Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you
> like to play?"
> Stevie says, "Pick a night!"

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