Posted by Frank (184.108.40.206) on February 10, 2001 at 14:17:51:
In Reply to: Intrusion of privacy posted by Exposure Board on February 10, 2001 at 04:35:33:
since they invented microwaves at Area51 that they're secretly beaming lazers and microwaves all around... even through the walls of our houses. They've been reprograming our thinking all this time. Ever wonder why smoking is illegal in restaurants and bars in California? It's because they reprogramed all the left-wing liberals to scream about how second-hand smoke kills everybody.
And you know what happens when you stick that cell phone up to your ear? Well, they're sucking your brains out. That's right... everytime you get on the phone... your mind's most private thoughts are sucked out and gets sent through the air by microwaves into a giant computer at Area51. Remember when you did it with a member of the same sex?... or shoplifted at K-Mart (and you thought noone knew)? How about the last time you picked your nose (and ate it)... or kept the $5 extra change you got at 7-Eleven? Well they KNOW EVERYTHING!!! There is no escape... you will be assimilated. (NOT)
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