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Posted by jack ( on February 11, 2001 at 11:58:58:

Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began
to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on
the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his
wings. Warm and happy able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the
chirping investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly
ate him!
The moral of the story
1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy
2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit in not necessarily your friend
3. And, if you’re warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

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