Posted by Charlie S (220.127.116.11) on February 16, 2001 at 18:42:25:
> Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.
> Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
> She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> Oh," said Hillary, "Who's clock is that?"
> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she
> never told a lie."
> "Who's clock is that?"
> "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice
> us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
> "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
> "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
I really miss our Bill though.......
Smiles....Charile S :^)
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