Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on February 27, 2001 at 16:53:26:
> Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a
> free trip around the sun.
>
> Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the
> longer you live.
>
> How long a minute is, depends on which side of the
> bathroom door you're on.
>
> I have noticed that the people who are late are often
> so much jollier, than the people who have to wait for
> them.
>
> If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
>
> Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside
> of us.
>
> If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come
> nothing in the store is free yet?
>
> You may be only one person in the world, but you may
> also be the world to one person.
>
> Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
>
> Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened.
>
> We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp,
> some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names,
> and all are different colors ... but they all have to
> learn to live in the same box.
>
> Everything should be made as simple as possible, but
> no simpler.
>
> A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery
> on a detour.
>
> Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you
> left open