1000 Dollar Tattoo...........

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Posted by Glenda ( on March 04, 2001 at 22:07:59:

A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000
to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and
asks the man why he wants to do this.

The man replies, "I have my reasons which I would rather not tell
right now."

So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is
anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his

So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why
and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid
for the tatoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill
on his willie.

So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to
play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow.
And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to
blow $100, she can stay home to do it."

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