Posted by Trip (64.12.102.51) on March 05, 2001 at 01:28:38:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the
wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss
tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work …12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays and help me to remember … When I’m
having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying
to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their
level then beat you with experience.