Posted by Donna (18.104.22.168) on March 05, 2001 at 20:42:43:
In Reply to: The Legless Parrot..adult humor: posted by TerryS on March 05, 2001 at 19:51:23:
This 90 year old couple had been dating for quite sometime, and he asked her is she would finally let him get "close" to her. She thought it over and said yes.
After the fact, he thought " Boy, If I'd only know she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her.
She was thinking " gee, if I'd only known that he could really get it up, I'd have taken off my panty hose.
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