Posted by Joy (18.104.22.168) on March 10, 2001 at 23:12:12:
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm
getting you a headstone that reads,
"Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."
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