Posted by Charlie S (12.39.89.146) on March 22, 2001 at 02:36:44:
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, You're it
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc Goose
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and go pee
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical recliners
Chapter 2
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go
upstairs and make love," and you answer,
"Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on
your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the
wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse
goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down
by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I
don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your
car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting
up to pee!
Toothless smiles,- - -Charlie S :^)