Posted by TerryS (188.8.131.52) on March 22, 2001 at 17:22:49:
Subject: Had a rough day?!
> >Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 21:33:38 -0500
> >When you've had one of those 'TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT' days,
> > > try this:
> > >
> > > On your way home, stop at a pharmacy, go to the section where they
> > > thermometers, and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip.
> > > It's very important that you get this brand. When you get home, lock
> > > doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be
> > > disturbed during your therapy. Change into very comfortable clothing,
> > > as a sweat suit or pajamas and lie down on your bed. Open the package
> > > and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so
> > > that It will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written
> > > material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice
> > > small
> > > print, a statement that reads:
> > > "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."
> > > Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad
> > > I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
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