Posted by trip (18.104.22.168) on March 28, 2001 at 08:29:47:
A HORTH OF COURTH
> This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a
friend, who tells him, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who
wants to buy a horse and I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the
owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth", the midget
replies. So the owner shows him one.
> "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouf?" So the owners
picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
> "Nith mouf, Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the
midget and shows him the horse's eyes.
> "Ok, what about the eerth?" Now the owner is getting pissed,
but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the ears.
> "OK, finally, can I see her twat?" With that, the owner picks
up the midget and shoves his head up the female horse's 'you know what',
then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I thould
rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awownd?
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