Posted by trip (205.188.193.162) on April 02, 2001 at 14:00:19:
Day at The Beach
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the
boy
> walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs
bigger
> than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger
they
> are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes
to
> play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men
have
> larger "units" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are
the
> dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy
returns
> to the ocean to play.
>
>
> Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother,
"Daddy
> is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks,
the
> dumber he gets.