Posted by August (220.127.116.11) on April 03, 2001 at 04:12:54:
In Reply to: Is It Just Me, Or...... posted by Cranpain on April 03, 2001 at 01:30:57:
it's due to an un-derground conspiracy. Who is behind this conspiracy? The pope of course, he and his predecesors. They came up with this elaborate and sophisticated plan 3 years into the sexual revolution when birth control was starting to threaten their values. They decided to filtrate our water supply with ecstasy. Not everyone's water supply, just 1.0% of the populations. They didn't want to be responsible for over-populating the world, they just wanted to over-populate their parishes so they could bring in more money from Sunday collections. I mean look at the pope-mobile for instance. That bugger has been needing a new bubble on it for years. They barely have been able to keep up with the law-suits thrown their way from...well i won't get into that. That's a whole other story that is also the result of ecstasy. The thing of it is our serotonin levels are all out of whack now because of their diabolical plans.
God help us? The pope is God's representative. I say we need to start praying to the water companies.
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