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Posted by Charlie S ( on April 04, 2001 at 02:20:50:

>> Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
>> A poor ex-marine with his little wanker gone.
>> It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
>> She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a
>> Penis, that is.
>> Clean cut.
>> Missed his nuts.
>> Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by
his side,
>> And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
>> She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
>> Tossed him out the window as she went around a
>> Curve, that is.
>> Tossed the nub.
>> In the shrub.
>> She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
>> They called out the hounds just to get his weenie

>> They sniffed and they barked and they pointed
"over there"
>> To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
>> Found, that is.
>> By a fence.
>> Evidence.
>> Now peter and John couldn't stay apart for long,
>> So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!"
>> "A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need"
>> And the whole world waited till they heard that
Johnny pee'd.
>> Whizzed, that is.
>> Straight stream.
>> Even seam.
>> Well he healed and he hardened and he took his
case to court,
>> With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came
>> They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of
>> And his pecker was the only thing they didn't
show on tape.
>> Video, that is.
>> Unexposed.
>> Case Closed.
>> Ya'll sleep on your stomachs now , ya hear?????

Charlie S :^)

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