Posted by Charlie S (12.39.93.173) on April 04, 2001 at 02:20:50:
>> THE BEVERLY HILLBOBBITTS
>>
>> Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
>> A poor ex-marine with his little wanker gone.
>> It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
>> She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a
knife.
>>
>> Penis, that is.
>>
>> Clean cut.
>>
>> Missed his nuts.
>>
>> Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by
his side,
>> And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
>> She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
>> Tossed him out the window as she went around a
bend.
>>
>> Curve, that is.
>>
>> Tossed the nub.
>>
>> In the shrub.
>>
>> She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
>> They called out the hounds just to get his weenie
back.
>> They sniffed and they barked and they pointed
"over there"
>> To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
>>
>> Found, that is.
>>
>> By a fence.
>>
>> Evidence.
>>
>> Now peter and John couldn't stay apart for long,
>> So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!"
>> "A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need"
>> And the whole world waited till they heard that
Johnny pee'd.
>>
>> Whizzed, that is.
>>
>> Straight stream.
>>
>> Even seam.
>>
>> Well he healed and he hardened and he took his
case to court,
>> With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came
upshort.
>> They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of
rape.
>> And his pecker was the only thing they didn't
show on tape.
>>
>> Video, that is.
>>
>> Unexposed.
>>
>> Case Closed.
>>
>> Ya'll sleep on your stomachs now , ya hear?????
Charlie S :^)