Don't Step on the Ducks

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Posted by Cheryl ( on April 04, 2001 at 08:52:28:

Three guys die in an accident and go to heaven. When

they get there, St.Peter says, "We only have one rule in

heaven. Don't step on the Ducks!"

So they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks

all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and

although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy

accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St Peter with the ugliest woman he ever

saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your

punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity

chained to this ugly woman.

The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a

duck and along comes St Peter, who doesn't miss a

thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He

chains them together with the same admonishment as the

first guy.

The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to

be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very

careful where he steps. He manages to go months without

stepping on any duck.

One day St. Peter comes up to him with the most

gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on a very tall,

tanned,curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them

together without saying a word.

The guy remarks, "wonder what I did to deserve being

chained to you for all eternity?

She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a


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