Posted by Cheryl (188.8.131.52) on April 04, 2001 at 08:52:28:
Three guys die in an accident and go to heaven. When
they get there, St.Peter says, "We only have one rule in
heaven. Don't step on the Ducks!"
So they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks
all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and
although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy
accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St Peter with the ugliest woman he ever
saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly woman.
The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a
duck and along comes St Peter, who doesn't miss a
thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He
chains them together with the same admonishment as the
The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to
be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very
careful where he steps. He manages to go months without
stepping on any duck.
One day St. Peter comes up to him with the most
gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on a very tall,
tanned,curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them
together without saying a word.
The guy remarks, "wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all eternity?
She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
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