Posted by Riccardo (188.8.131.52) on April 05, 2001 at 13:48:00:
In Reply to: Riccardo is an idiot. posted by Margi on April 05, 2001 at 13:33:29:
... my real name is HONEY.
I changed my sex in Morocco 50 years ago (thanks Habib Suleiman for the surgery!)
I died in the desert (not dessert!), killed by two camels that want to make sex with me.
I re-born in my actual body 47 years ago (3 long years in the mid-earth) and I immediately realize I am a Cocker (not Joe) when my mother started to lick me.
Yes, I got married with a woman (poor woman) but is only a thing to hide my arf arf arf... real soul.
The hardest thing is to weight 240 lbs. Have you ever seen a Cocker Spaniel with this weight?
When I try to make sex with some Cocker female they bites me (don't tell you where!) But when I AWWWWWWWWWW bark to the moon (fool... no! full moon) I feel me fine, I feel me OK , I feel me a REAL DOG.
Now I have to go, I have a dalmatian that wait for me downstairs.
Bark to all you
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