Posted by Michel L (220.127.116.11) on April 06, 2001 at 17:56:07:
I was feeling quite bad this morning so I went to my local gunsmith. I showed him that I had all the proper documentation to buy a rifle; it's quite complicated now in Canada. I told him I wanted a big game rifle. He presented me with a beautifully engraved high precision 30-06 with a 7X magnifying lens. I told him I did'nt need the magnifying lens and he gave me the rifle to take a look out the window so I could see the quality of the german optics on the gun. He told me I could target at his house up the hill, that I could probably clearly see the furniture in his living room. I took a peek through this great piece of optics and I started to laugh. The guy asked me why.
I told him I could clearly see a naked woman and a naked man having some fun. He was'nt so pleased and presented me with two bullets. He told me : this rifle retails for 3,000$, it's the best I've got. If you hit her in the head and hit him in the penis, this rifle is yours free and I'll take the heat for the crime.
I responded : The way I see it, I'll need only one bullet.
Have a nice weekend.
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