Posted by Margi (22.214.171.124) on April 09, 2001 at 13:26:19:
In Reply to: I just love telemarketers! posted by ChuckC on April 09, 2001 at 12:41:33:
them: We're selling lightbulbs
you: I'm blind. I don't use them.
them: We're selling Arthur Murray dance lessons
you: I'm confined to a wheelchair.
them: We're selling burial plots.
you: I'm donating my body to science. Every bit of it.
them: We're selling vacuum cleaners
you: I use my dust to make sculptures.
them: We're selling encyclopaedias
you: I'm illiterate
them: We're selling cleaning products.
you: I conduct a lot of science experiments and that would destroy my specimens.
you get the idea...... ;)
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