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Posted by Margi ( on April 09, 2001 at 13:26:19:

In Reply to: I just love telemarketers! posted by ChuckC on April 09, 2001 at 12:41:33:

them: We're selling lightbulbs
you: I'm blind. I don't use them.

them: We're selling Arthur Murray dance lessons
you: I'm confined to a wheelchair.

them: We're selling burial plots.
you: I'm donating my body to science. Every bit of it.

them: We're selling vacuum cleaners
you: I use my dust to make sculptures.

them: We're selling encyclopaedias
you: I'm illiterate

them: We're selling cleaning products.
you: I conduct a lot of science experiments and that would destroy my specimens.

you get the idea...... ;)

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