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Posted by Cheryl ( on April 11, 2001 at 13:24:48:

guy out on the golf course takes a high-speed ball

right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the

ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to

the doctor and asked, How bad is it doc? I'm going on my

honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in

every way. The doctor told him, I'll have to put your

penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight.

It should be okay by next week. So he took four tongue

depressors, formed a neat little four-sided bandage and

wired it all together -- an impressive work of art. The

guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries and goes

on his honeymoon. That night, in the motel room she rips

open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of knockers.

This was the first time he saw them. She said, You're

the first, no one has ever touched these breasts. He

whips off his pants and says, look at this, it's still

in the CRATE!

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