Posted by Len (220.127.116.11) on April 11, 2001 at 23:10:42:
ministers wife asks deli clerk for a pound of his best ham. "Yes mam, hey Charlie bring out the god damn ham."
shame on you for using the lords name in vein she replied. " No lady, thats the brand name of the ham."
Well okay then and thank you for the ham.
Ministers comes home "Hey honey whats for supper?"
God damn ham she replies. "Shame on you for taking the lords name in vein." No darling thats what it's called, the man at the deli told me.
At the dinner table the minister says "Excuse me son but could you pass me the god damn ham." The son jumps out of his chair in surprise "Thats the spirit pop, pass the fuckin' potatoes"
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