Posted by james septimus pughe mcgee (62.252.64.4) on April 14, 2001 at 19:25:26:
In Reply to: Re: Sliding Doors posted by trevor on June 25, 1999 at 10:35:24:
METHOD: BUBBLE PACK SHAG.
Take two sheets of bubble packing,(or bubble pack
bag!)
Fill or coat with two tea-spoons of egg-white,(raw.)
Place bag or sheets between matress and lower half
of bed.
Kneel in front of assembly.
If desired, elevate pelvic area to bubble appropriate
height for copulation with bubble pack.(Cushions may
be required!!)
FUCK IT ! ! ! !!!!!!!
Does this count as bashing the bishop, whipping
the weasel, five fingered mary meets her maker???