Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on April 17, 2001 at 14:17:18:
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George
> > Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully
> > awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the
> > trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the
> > unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
> > When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap
> > mark on his cheek
.
> > (1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton
> > wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put
> > his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
> > (2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill
> > Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
> > (3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on
> > that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
> > (4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another
> > tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again".
> >