Posted by TerryS (198.133.22.70) on April 23, 2001 at 02:52:02:
Pickle Slicer
> >
> > Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
> > there for a number of years when he came home one day
> > to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
> > He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
> > His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist
> > to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too
> > embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on
> > his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home
> > absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something
> > was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
> > "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
> > urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill,
> > you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?"
> > "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with
> > the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."