Posted by jimmy (188.8.131.52) on April 23, 2001 at 18:48:33:
o.k so Easter Sunday i went to the beach with my family. We got there about 11:00, it was a bit windy but i had sweats on so it wasn't bad. by 12:00 the wind died and the sun was nice, not too hot, just right actually. My wife was down by the water playing with the kids and i was sitting in my chair nice and relaxed like. what a beautiful day, so beautiful that i thought a cold beer would be in order, so i popped one open and it tasted good, of course i have to have a smoke with it, so i stole a ciggie from my wifes bag and lit it up, took a long drag and ahhhhhhhhhh, my family, the beach, a cold one and a cigarette, life doesn't get much better than this, or does it. some folks sitting next to us had lit up a joint, the smell brought back memories of my rock and roll days, and i was feeling good and hey, they offered me a hit, yea why not its a beautiful day, a beer a ciggie, and a few hits and i was cool. For the next twenty minutes i sat in my chair pretty stoned now and just dug the whole scene, life was gooder than a mofo when all of a sudden, off in the distance i could hear the monster start to roar, "your feeling too good and i'm comin to get you" "Oh shit!" i cried to myself "no, not today, its too beautiful to deal with you now." "I'm clogging your nose now." He said in a unforgiving tone. Then i could feel the monster start to touch me, whitin five minutes i'm at Kip 3 and he's still comin on. I tried to keep cool so i don't blow the day for my family, the people next to me are trying to talk to me and i'm beginning to seem rude because now i'm at a 6 and thats all i could concentrate on, then they really started looking at me like i was from outer space because i couldn't stay still in my chair, i think i may have even made them scared of me because they left shortly after. when i reached a 9 all i could do is run, so i took off with the monster staying right with me, ran for i don't know how long till he said "O.K. you've had enough for now and started to leave. by the time i got back to my family the monster had left, the rest of the day was o.k. although i was still sore from my earlier attack, but as we were packing up to leave i heard him again. "You're not trying to leave without me, are you? he said. All the way home was about a 6.
That will teach me to try and enjoy myself. Thanks for listining
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