Posted by Cheryl (12.36.128.30) on April 25, 2001 at 13:03:11:
50 YEARS AGO
Rated R
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That
night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy
negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her
husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same
negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you remember what yo said to me that
night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I'm going to suck
the
life out of those big tits and screw your brains out.’ "
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So,
now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that
night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."