Posted by TerryS (198.133.22.70) on April 25, 2001 at 22:17:15:
Subject: the KNOB
A lady in her late 40's(? or early 50's) went to a plastic surgeon for a
face lift.
The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob" This small knob is
planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the
skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift forever.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob".
Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn the
knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results.
But now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all, I've got these
terrible bags under my eyes and the Knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her and said: "Those aren't bags... those are your
breasts."
She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."