Posted by Charlie S (188.8.131.52) on April 30, 2001 at 22:15:39:
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked
up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use so he went on his way looking a bit
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the
line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks
He was planning to have a little fun with her.
When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did
you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no. I didn't. All I saw was
a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags!!!"
Smiles.....Charlie S :^)
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