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Posted by Charlie S ( on May 22, 2001 at 22:42:56:

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
> exchange:
> Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
> Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
> Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
> Officer: The car is stolen?
> Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
> card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
> Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman
> who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
> Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
> Driver: Yes, sir.
> Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
> quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
> handle the tense situation:
> Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).
> Captain: Who's car is this?
> Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. (The driver owned the
> car.)
> Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
> in it?
> Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was
> in the glove box.)
> Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a
> body in it.
> Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.)
> Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
> him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox,
> and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
> Driver: Yeah?! I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding too!

Smiles.:^) Charlie S

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