Posted by WaterDog (216.207.62.84) on May 28, 2001 at 15:16:02:
A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
Grant me the serenity the accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they might be connected to the ass that i MAY have to kiss tommorrow.
Help me to always give 100% @ work
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember......When I am haveing a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!
Amen
unknown authour
Be Well my Disfunctional Family
h2odog