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Posted by Charlie S ( on June 02, 2001 at 17:36:01:

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
-----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?"
-----Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.
-----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.Carolina

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
to have trouble with it.
-----Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less.
-----Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

You're too good for him.
-----Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
-----Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-----Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump
here. Your asshole is in Washington.
-----Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

Beauty is only a light switch away.
----Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's
all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
-----Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-----Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Smiles, Mean old Charlie :^)

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