Posted by Joy (207.1.45.113) on June 06, 2001 at 22:16:39:
> > > THE FLY STORY
> > > ONCE there was a happy little fly buzzing
> > around a barn one day, when
> > she
> > > happened upon a large pile of fresh cow
> > manure.
> > > Since it had been hours since her last meal
> > and she was feeling hunger
> > > pangs, she flew down to the irresistible
> > delicacy and began to munch.
> > She
> > > ate and ate... and then.. she ate some
> > more!!! Finally she decided
> > she'd
> > > had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny
> > front legs, belched a
> > few
> > > times then attempted to fly away, but
> > alas...she had pigged out far
> > too
> > > much and could not get off the ground. She
> > looked around wondering
> > what to
> > > do about this unpleasant situation, when she
> > spotted a pitchfork
> > leaning
> > > upright against the barn wall.
> > > She'd found the solution!!!
> > > She realized that if she could just become
> > airborne she'd be able to
> > fly
> > > again. So, she painstakingly, climbed to the
> > top of the handle, she
> > took a
> > > deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and
> > leaped confidently into
> > the
> > > air.
> > > She dropped like a rock and splattered all
> > over the floor...Dead
> > Fly...
> > >
> > > THE MORAL OF THIS SAD STORY?
> > >
> > > NEVER FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE
> > FULL OF SHIT!