Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on June 25, 2001 at 15:59:45:
> Sexual Frequency
> A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas
> flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
> "Last night, I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged,
"and
> this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she
> adored me."
> "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded,
> "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could
never
> love another man."
> When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how
many
> times did you make love to your wife last night?"
> "Once," he replied.
> "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you
> this morning?"
> "Don't stop."