Posted by Rachel (126.96.36.199) on July 08, 2001 at 21:22:06:
1 Medium-size elephant
1 rabbit, optional
Salt and Pepper to taste
Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. (This takes about two months.)
Add enough Pepsi to cover.
Cook on a BIG stone until done, stirring contantly.
This takes only 72 hours.
Rotate stirrers to prevent fatigue.
Salt and Pepper to taste.
Serves exactly 3,422 people.
Add rabbit only if necessary - if the elephant is a bland one. (Remember, most people don't like to see hare in their stew.)
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