Prep-work for brown-bagging it for the week - OR - Good Grief it is Sunday night and I am bored to death!

Posted by Rachel (216.46.198.96) on July 08, 2001 at 21:22:06:

ELEPHANT STEW

1 Medium-size elephant
1 rabbit, optional
Salt and Pepper to taste

Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. (This takes about two months.)
Add enough Pepsi to cover.
Cook on a BIG stone until done, stirring contantly.
This takes only 72 hours.
Rotate stirrers to prevent fatigue.
Salt and Pepper to taste.
Serves exactly 3,422 people.

Add rabbit only if necessary - if the elephant is a bland one. (Remember, most people don't like to see hare in their stew.)

Follow Ups:

• I am board also! Elaine 21:29:51 07/08/01 (5)
  • Elaine, I'd be a little frightened if you DID find one! LOL Rachel 21:36:23 07/08/01 (4)
    • Now if it can be pink I have no problem! Elaine 22:30:26 07/08/01 (0)
    • I'm worried about both of you!!! Barb D 21:59:10 07/08/01 (2)
      • I am glad Mom ! Elaine 22:19:41 07/08/01 (1)
        • Should be manditory to worry about us when ELEPHANTS are involved! Rachel 23:12:15 07/08/01 (0)

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