Posted by Paco (22.214.171.124) on July 08, 2001 at 21:27:50:
In Reply to: convention posted by JD on July 08, 2001 at 21:00:30:
Why in the hell would anyone want to visit fuken Witchytitty? I was there for three years. 110 in summer, 20 below in winter. Nothing between you and the North Pole but a barb wire fence. May I humbly suggest Luray, Virginia, in the Shenandoah Valley? Fly into D.C. Rent a car or I will pick you up. Conference center in a great old hotel. Tour the caverns. Fish the river. Swim in my pool. Eat my chili and hotdogs and babyback ribs. Flirt with my wife. Throw Dennis in the pool. Give Piper and Jonny our guest basement. Free rides in my Jag. Make friends with my gay cat. Suck my oxygen. Eat my 'shrooms. Drink my Jack Daniels. Hug my neck. Bite me.
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