Posted by Den (209.34.1.78) on July 18, 2001 at 19:06:56:
In Reply to: New face posted by Bob P on July 17, 2001 at 22:02:49:
....Sure their smilin now butt just wait a while and they will be knockin down the midway tent with their head bangin...scare the beejeebees outta ya
For just two measily tickets...One Dollah!...watch as normal humans...much like yerself sir!...are transformed into writhing creatures filled with a pain you can't imagine...like when they made ya sit outside when yer baby brother with the big head was bein born....Find out what all the screamin is about. C'mon in...ya know ya want to!
Whatever ya do...DO NOT GIVE ANY OF THEM A SHOT OF RED EYE...like the ones my lovely assistant on my left has on her tray for a mere one dollah....why just one sip of that devils brew will transform these normal folks, much like yerself sir.... possessed with the cluster devil his or her ownself.... into an indeescribable ragin beast which when seen will make you....no doubt...shat in yor breeches....as a precautionary measure against such embarassment...my lovely assistant on my right has, on her tray, for only a dollah each, super absorbant shat pads which you can put discreetly in your heiny place....noone needs know.
Once purchased you can proceed, if you so desire , to ahr private screened area to my far right , an fer a dime obtain the privacy you so richly deeserve, to insert this wonder pad of confidence up yer ass.
Now....Whose gonna be the first to click on the "Picture Page" link.....Go away boy ya bother me....
Cluster Freaks here!!!!Come one come all!!!
DEN
PS: oh my! I don't know what got into me to post that. That is so unlike me.