Posted by Charlie S (18.104.22.168) on July 18, 2001 at 19:49:24:
In Reply to: I am sure you... posted by Rachel on July 18, 2001 at 00:20:31:
Open freezer, remove Stouffer's meat loaf dinner, tear open package, try tearing the box to place in circular file. Pry open mirowave and chisel away enough exploded chili to make room for the meat loaf. (which you have stabbed according to instructions which are inconviently on the edge of the box) remove dinner and place in gas oven because you find the microwave isn't working, call fire department to be on standby.
After smoke alarm lets you know your dinner is ready, open oven an separate meatloaf from the melted plastic tray. Garnish with Bacos, serve with Budweiser and a malted milkshake.
Call ER to be sure cardiac care unit is well-staffed.
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