Posted by Spike (207.172.180.170) on July 29, 2001 at 12:27:28:
Ok, so last night I got an attack while my girlfriend was asleep on the couch.
I walked into my room, sat down and remembered this sheepskin, strap-on neck massager that she gave me for Christmas last year.
(Yeah, I know, what a wonderful gift, right?) I reached up into the top shelf of my closet and grabbed it, thinking what the hell.
10 minutes later, the ch was gone. This morning I woke up and informed my girlfriend I was leaving her for the sheepskin.