Posted by Jayne (18.104.22.168) on August 07, 2001 at 10:13:12:
Every night when the husband went to bed he would always feels a bit fruity and would asks his wife for sex. However, she always said 'Not to night, I have a head ache!' (where have us men heard this before?)
After every day for a month getting the same excuse he becomes really frustrated. He decides to tell his best mate whilst down the pub of the situation he's in. His mate say's 'I had the very same problem with my wife' and whispers in his ear a remedy.
The man then goes home to find his wife fast asleep in bed and immediately wakes her up with a glass of water and two tablets.
She say's what's the water and tablets for?
He replies 'for your headache!'
She say's' I haven't got a headache?'
He unzips his pants and says' 'About bloody time!'
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