Posted by Jayne (204.30.61.70) on August 15, 2001 at 19:11:59:
During a recent staff meeting in heaven; God, Moses, and Saint Peter
concluded that the behavior of President Clinton and Rep. Condit had brought
about the need for an eleventh commandment
They worked long and hard in a brain storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new
commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten.
After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:
Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."