Posted by Ted (220.127.116.11) on August 22, 2001 at 11:47:58:
The National Committee announced today that it is
changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the
party's political stance. A condom stands up to
inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
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