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Posted by Charlie S ( on August 22, 2001 at 17:12:50:

> Getting The Money
> A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the
> counter which is filled to the brim with ten dollar bills. The man guesses
> there must be thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender to
> Man: "What's up with the jar?"
> Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests, then
> get all the money."
> Man: "What are the three tests?"
> Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules." So the guy gives him the ten
> bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar.
> Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that
> whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't
make a
> face while doing it. Second, there is a pit bull chained up out back with
> sore tooth... you have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third,
> is a 90 year old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You
> gotta make things right for her."
> Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot, I won't do
> it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of tequila and get crazier from
> there."
> Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar."
> Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat
> teeqeelah?"
> He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and downs it with a big
> Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next he
> staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a huge scuffle going
> on. They hear barking and screams, yelps and growling, and eventually
> silence.
> Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into
> bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
> "NOW," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

Smiles......Charlie :^)

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