Posted by Ain't saying who.... (216.232.13.93) on September 02, 2001 at 09:14:08:
MEN ARE LIKE
Men are like.....Toilets
They're either vacant, engaged or full of s**t
Men are like.....dog turds
The older they get the easier they are to pick up
Men are like.....Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk
all over them for years!
Men are like.....Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much
interest.
Men are like.....Blenders
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your
hips.
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all
night long.
Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like....Newborn babies.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning
up their crap.
Men are like.....Crystal.
Some look real good, but you can still see right thru
them.
Men are like..... Laxatives.
They irritate the s**t out of you.