After Jayne's for women only, this is for the men only!!

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Posted by James F ( on September 02, 2001 at 12:19:54:

I received this e-mail today:


This chain letter was developed by normal, virile men in order to make
their sexlife even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this
one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile as
you. Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton
(don't forget some helpful ventilation holes), and send it to the person
who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the
list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 models
463 really wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking averagely wild nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
49,198 bi-sexual women

In total, that is 73,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to


One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original old slapper back, still in the shabby pink
dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old ficticious migraine
attack, and the same old accusatorial expression on her face. On the same
day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off
his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had
not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.


This is a unique opportunity to at last achieve a totally satisfying
sex-life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about
trivialities that only interest women just so that you can eventually get
your rocks off. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant
surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know who are not yet
entirely lost to the world so that they can prepare themselves for the
great adventure that they may soon undertake

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